Things One Can Do At The Local 7-Eleven in Taipei:
- Buy a Tea Egg, Rice Ball, Steamed Bun or Hot Dog.
- Buy postage stamps
- Pay your electric bill
- Pay your water bill
- Pay your telephone bill
- Pay you cellular phone service bill
- Buy government issue garbage bags
- Get free, collectible, Commemorative Hello Kitty magnets (with a 100NT purchase) I guess she hit the Big 30
- Buy a Fanta Lactic (I have no idea what's in it)
- Buy Beef Flavored Cheetos (Or chocolate covered cheese puffs in connection with the release of Wonka)
- Pay for street parking (there are practically no parking meters in Taipei-a "meter reader" will place a "bill" on your windshield)
- Pay parking or traffic fines (tickets could have been placed on your windshield or received in the mail after you were photographed committing a traffic offense)
Things One Can Not Do in a 7-Eleven in Taipei:
- Buy a Big Gulp
- Buy an Icee or Slurpee
- Buy Shiner Bock Beer
I did a quick check on the 7-11 website, just to double check that I was not exaggerating. There are about 28,000 7-11s worldwide. There are roughly 5800 operating in the US and Canada; there are 3899 in Taiwan. Two Hundred and Nineteen of those opened in the last six months! In Taiwan there is one 7-11 for every 6440 people, whereas in the US there's one for every 51,000 people. You guys need more 7-11s.
BTW, "Tea Eggs" are eggs boiled in a tea mixture which can include soy sauce, spice, and sugar. They are very aromatic and most 7-11s smell strongly of them.
Gotta go-need to pick something up at the 7-11
-Margaret

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